I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty certain that if I were even half as good at any one thing as I am at putting off doing stuff, then I would probably own half of Europe by now (the half that’s still worth something).
Instead, it’s taken me nearly two weeks to write this post. And I’m still in the motivated “honeymoon” phase of blogging. I’m doomed.
I know folk who always do what they say they’re going to do. Who take themselves off quietly to apply themselves to the task and deliver it in good time with no drama or histrionics. Come on guys, cut it out. You’re giving the rest of us a really bad rep. I honestly don’t know how you can sleep at night.
Me? I’m grateful if my procrastination takes any vaguely constructive form. If I get as far as cleaning the bathroom or having some food in the house, I’m mentally high-fiving. My own brand of procrastination usually involves a 4Music 50-most-identikit-songs marathon. But, man, have I learned to bust some moves…. If anyone out there needs an expert in sitting-down pop video dancing. Call me. I am ready.
If someone could please teach me how to stop procrastinating, I will pay good money (and, if you’re thinking of this as a business idea, you’re also going to need to get me to sign up for the course, attend the lessons, do my homework and apply it in my daily life…). Derren Brown, are you listening? I’m relying on you, man. You’re the only one who can save me now.
There is another school of thought. That says that in those moments when you do something trivial or nothing at all; when you stop forcing yourself to think, or focus, or try so damn hard, you give your brain the space to be creative and that’s when the ideas will come to you.
“It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing.”
― Gertrude Stein
My clever mum bought me an incredible book before I quit my job. It’s written by an amazing woman called Brenda Ueland and it’s called If You Want to Write: a Book about Art, Independence and Spirit. It was first published in 1938, but you wouldn’t know it. Ueland’s advice and philosophy are timeless. The basic premise is that we all have creative ideas and ability. But we stifle creativity by wanting it to generate success or financial reward.
enjoy the process
I was a lawyer for a long time. Creativity is not wildly encouraged in the legal profession. I came out with my creative-confidence severely dented. I really had no idea how to generate business ideas. Then I read Ueland’s book. And I realised that the key is not to judge your productivity or your output. The key is just to have a go and to enjoy the process of creating.
That’s what I’m doing here. Watching reruns of Fresh Prince and eating frozen food. And I have to tell you that the ideas have started to come a little easier. And I’m not judging them. I’m just writing them down… and I’m enjoying myself in the process.